Fade may be half Diana’s weight (she tilts the scale at over 200 pounds), but he won’t let all that whale blubber get in the way of him fucking her cunt silly. Set in a tropical background, these two imagine they are adrift at sea with nothing to do except screw each others’ brains out. That’s exactly what they do, with Diana’s Titanic bulk notwithstanding. Fade saws away at those flaps like his whole life depended on it, and this Fatty Mommy squeals and squeals in appreciation. She feels as light as a raft on the ocean with a piece of driftwood for company, but a turgid driftwood at that.

Well, now. This is the penultimate Fatty Mommy update because it features a 52 year-old Ruby (a MILF or a GILF by your standards, take your pick), who happens to weigh aroung a gazillion pounds. Does that matter to young and studly Jack? Nosireebob. A fat and old cunt is still a cunt to reckon with, especially if all the extra poundage means friction for his sensitive cock glans. Jack and Ruby show serious younger-older hardcore in an episode that leaves no room for the imagination, and might smother you with its fleshy raunchiness.

Alyssa West won’t let a little trifle like being 9 months pregnant get in the way of a good fucking. So she summons her husband to minister to her needs as a hormonal Fatty Mommy, never mind that her protruding belly might prove to be a big obstacle for missonary sex. There are still ways to get fucked even on the family way, you see, and Alyssa’s hubby knows all of them. He sits Alyssa on the couch and then raises her legs to drive his baby-maker all the way in. Afterwards, it’s the pregnant slut’s turn to ride her hubby, taking care not to let his cock-tip hit the baby’s head everytime she lowers her cunt on him. This beats Lamaze, surely.

What a massive choc’clit momma Terry Thunderkatt is. And how appropriately named, too. Those big brown udders can feed a small nation if she were lactating, and I am not even exaggerating. At 518 lbs, those things can be milked and still have a lot of curds and whey left over for breakfast. But Terry’s got other things in mind, and she’s going to demonstrate them on this update of Fatty Mommy, using her skilled tongue, lips, mouth, and heavyweight hardcore know-how. She stuffs her face with a thick chocolate log before stuffing it between her fleshy folds and all the way up her hungry cunt. Thunder thighs notwithstanding, this momma is going to get her dick fix per poundage.

For those of you who’ve vaguely wondered if your grandparents still fucked, well here’s the answer: Nina and John. At 65 years old, this geriatric pair ought to be rinsing their dentures in a glass of mouthwash and rubbing liniment all over their person, but here they are making like porn stars instead. Nina weighs almost 200 lbs so she certainly qualifies as a Fatty Mommy, but throws in the GILF niche to make things spicier. John attends to her aged cunt like he’s a mouse and it’s a piece of cheese (no matter how moldy), nibbling and lapping at it. Then Nina straddles John’s Viagra-induced erection and rides it like she’s a teen, not even worrying about arthritic knees. This is something you must not miss out on, for sure.

In the Fatty Mommy sub-categories, Helena would definitely fall under “mommy”. She’s not fat, but she’s PHAT (pretty hips, ass, and tits). That’s why young whippersnapper Tim couldn’t resist her charms when he comes across Helena in a pub, oozing seduction from every mature pore. She takes him home and doesn’t waste time showing him why vintage is in…all the way in her MILFy cunt, in fact. This momma is a ticking biological time bomb who doesn’t give two shits about breeding, but throws caution to the winds when it comes to fucking handsome strangers half her age. Now that is PHAT (pretty hot and tempting).